OK, pals: I have a show to go to tomorrow, and I’m going to have to take the JMZ to get there. There’s one small problem, however, which is that I’m still not sure that the JMZ train actually exists.
All right, if you want to get technical, I’ve taken the J before, although it only comes twice a year, as far as I can tell. I’ve even seen the M once. But I have never, absolutely never, seen the Z.
Which is why I’m having my first ever contest here at the Smash. Here’s what I’m proposing: If any of you loyal readers can capture a picture of the Z, say, on your camera phone, etc., and send it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org, I will let you pick your choice of reward:
1) Five real american dollars.
2) A two-dollar Metrocard and a three-dollar gift certicate to Starbucks.
3) Some combination of these prizes, adding up to five real american dollars.
C’mon, you can’t lose!