OK, now Friendster is totally fuckin’ with me. They’ve changed their “See Who’s Viewed Me” feature so that I can’t see who’s viewed me … unless I turn off my “View Profiles Anonymously” button. Which means that everyone could see if I was stalking them. And we can’t have that.
I have defended you Friendster, against those who said that your time was over. I have defended you against those who said that you were always lame. However, if you continue to sell my ass out, I will take my business to MySpace. It’s worth being propositioned for threesomes, if I get to stalk people as God intended.