Jennie Smash

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Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

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Curse You, Friendster!

OK, now Friendster is totally fuckin’ with me. They’ve changed their “See Who’s Viewed Me” feature so that I can’t see who’s viewed me … unless I turn off my “View Profiles Anonymously” button. Which means that everyone could see if I was stalking them. And we can’t have that. I have defended you Friendster,…

OK, now Friendster is totally fuckin’ with me. They’ve changed their “See Who’s Viewed Me” feature so that I can’t see who’s viewed me … unless I turn off my “View Profiles Anonymously” button. Which means that everyone could see if I was stalking them. And we can’t have that.

I have defended you Friendster, against those who said that your time was over. I have defended you against those who said that you were always lame. However, if you continue to sell my ass out, I will take my business to MySpace. It’s worth being propositioned for threesomes, if I get to stalk people as God intended.

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Responses to “Curse You, Friendster!”

  1. Anonymous

    seriously! i spotted that last night as well. really lame.

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  2. amberance

    ohgodohgodohgod jennie, DON’T get sucked into myspace. For the love of Pete, don’t fall victim to the trap the way I did…

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  3. Anonymous

    Why don’t you just make a fake profile and use that one to stalk people.

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  4. jayman

    I was going to suggest what Anonymous just did, but I see they already have.

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  5. the QUEEN

    myspace is friendster’s hotter friend. good for promotion, and, of course, stalking.

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  6. Christine M. Parizo

    I’m happily making the migration, although no one ever propositions me for threesomes. Thank God.

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  7. KwanzBlog

    Yes, I noticed that too and considering my current status change the views have jumped. 29 as of today and I can’t see who it was. MySpace is a calling.

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