I just received a package at my place of business. It was a padded manilla mailer, with my name, my title, and my work address on the front. I recognized the handwriting immediately, because so few people write perfect Palmer Method script these days, and my mother is one of them.
I opened the package, to find the following items:
1) Two packages of cotton underpants.
2) A short note.
The note said:
Here are some lovely underpants just for you!
My coworker Madeleine has posited that my mother was bored of the blog and thought I needed some new material.