We’re All Gonna Die!

So, apparently someone might try to blow up the subway today. I am against this, by the way. Very strongly against.

There are rumors flying all over the office about how this alleged bombing might take place. One person heard that they would be hiding bombs in baby carriages. This will make subway terrorist SOP — shooting “suspicious” persons — somewhat difficult.

The only upside to all of this is that it gives me something new to worry about, which is a good thing. I mean, I’ve already got my health, the state of the world, and getting fat to worry about. But my brother-in-law came home from Iraq last week, so that means I’m one worry down. Terrorist attacks on the subway will do nicely as a replacement obsession.

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3 thoughts on “We’re All Gonna Die!

  1. Top ten things to worry about terrorists hitting US targets:

    10. Any known threat is likely to be a hoax, any real threat is likely to be unanticipated.

    9. Any known threat is likely to be a hoax, any real threat is likely to be unanticipated.

    8. Any known threat is likely to be a hoax, any real threat is likely to be unanticipated.

    7. Any known threat is likely to be a hoax, any real threat is likely to be unanticipated.

    6. Any known threat is likely to be a hoax, any real threat is likely to be unanticipated.

    5. Any known threat is likely to be a hoax, any real threat is likely to be unanticipated.

    4. Any known threat is likely to be a hoax, any real threat is likely to be unanticipated.

    3. Any known threat is likely to be a hoax, any real threat is likely to be unanticipated.

    2. Any known threat is likely to be a hoax, any real threat is likely to be unanticipated.

    1. You are a very patient person and should go to this link because it is your ability to tolerate the repetitive and the redundant, and therefore a great candidate to scan international phone transmissions for the NSA:
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