So, I have a new contribution up at the Black Table. But before you click on over there, ask yourself these questions:
1) Am I related to Jen Hubley? (If so, do not read this piece.)
2) AJ Daulerio thinks he’s pretty goddamn funny, doesn’t he? (That’s a rhetorical question. Of course he does.)
OK! Now that we’ve settled that: Enjoy.
Jennie Smash 
Loved your Black Table contributions, Waxing Off and The Black List. about laughed myself into some brownie pants reading both in one sitting. Note: Shouldn’t do that again. Should spread out the Black Table love.
well THAT was entertaining. you never fail to crack me up.
wait, did you actually shit on guy #3, or were you just shitting the whole weekend? i went to UConn with a guy who had a girl come visit, and upon her departure, he called us down to show us the 2 ft long skid mark she left on his sheets.
Shit scares me.
JS,
Can I be #4? I’ll bring Pepto, and Camels!
Sincerely,
Enrico Pallatso
Hot coworker could NOT have been at the company we both used to work at, unless you’re talking about my husband, and if that’s the case, I’m coming down to NY to slap the taste outta yo mouth… j/k. 🙂 See? No violence from me. You can take the girl out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of the girl.