I spent the weekend in Maine, pretending to be outdoorsy. I think I fooled everyone. OK, not really. It’s pretty hard to fool your friends from high school about much of anything.
A longer, more detailed version of our adventures is forthcoming, as soon as I wade through the work I missed on Friday. However, here is a conversation from the car ride up, to tide you over:
CATHY: Let’s play a game!
ME: Erg.
CATHY: Let’s play a game!
ME: What game?
CATHY: Twenty questions!
ME: Erg. Cathy, I hate games.
CATHY: OK, I’ve got one. Ask me a question.
ME: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
CATHY: That cannot be your first question.
ME: Why … oh wait. I remember. OK. Um. Is it animal, vegetable, or mineral?
CATHY: Animal.
ME: Is it a giraffe?
CATHY: You suck at this game. I hate playing games with you.
Jennie Smash 
good guess;)
My first guess would have been a giraffe too.