Jennie Smash

Mrs. Piddlington: Hey, I heard a good trick for red heads to keep their color longer.
JennieSmash: What’s that?
Mrs. Piddlington: I don’t know if it works, but I’m curious.
Mrs. Piddlington: Soak your hair in cranberry juice.
Mrs. Piddlington: It’s from my magazine.
JennieSmash: Wow.
JennieSmash: That sounds like it would work.
Mrs. Piddlington: “Apply 1/2 cup cranberry juice to dry hair and let sit 10 minutes. Rinse with cool water to seal in color. Repeat once a month”
JennieSmash: And if I got a UTI, I could just stick my head up my ass!
Mrs. Piddlington: Ha!