Ma Smash: Are you at home?
Me: I am.
Ma Smash: Is someone singing?
Me: Yars. Billie Holiday. Sorry, I leaned near the speaker.
Ma Smash: Oh! I heard this voice singing and I thought it was you! But you were talking. And singing at the same time. It was very confusing.
Me: That’s because when I sing, I imitate Billie Holiday.
Ma Smash: Well, she sounds just like you.
Jennie Smash 