Jennie Smash

Ma Smash: Are you at home?

Me: I am.

Ma Smash: Is someone singing?

Me: Yars. Billie Holiday. Sorry, I leaned near the speaker.

Ma Smash: Oh! I heard this voice singing and I thought it was you! But you were talking. And singing at the same time. It was very confusing.

Me: That’s because when I sing, I imitate Billie Holiday.

Ma Smash: Well, she sounds just like you.