Jennie Smash

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Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

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The Joys of Apartment Living

My next-door neighbor was having sex this morning. I know this, because one whole wall of my apartment was shaking. As I live in a pre-war building, and the walls are quite thick, this is impressive. Less impressive? The walls shook for, oh, about two minutes. Throw him back, lady. ETA: My roommate in college…

My next-door neighbor was having sex this morning. I know this, because one whole wall of my apartment was shaking. As I live in a pre-war building, and the walls are quite thick, this is impressive. Less impressive? The walls shook for, oh, about two minutes. Throw him back, lady.

ETA: My roommate in college used to call out reviews to our upstairs neighbor, whenever she had company. A random sampling:

“Throw him back!”

“Aw, c’mon, man, throw out your A-game!”

And finally: “That’s the one! He’s a keeper!”

I should really look her up. She was fun!

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Responses to “The Joys of Apartment Living”

  1. Jeremiah

    Hey, maybe he had an appointment to get to. Trains and buses have a strict schedule. They wait for no orgasm.

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  2. Megs

    Poor excuse. If you don’t have time to get the girl to her destination, don’t wake her up for the ride, if you know what I mean.

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  3. jeremiah

    Touche, pussycat.

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  4. chris

    Maybe it was all about her…and she was satisfied in two minutes? Perhaps she was happy getting to her destination, and didn’t want him to keep on driving?

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  5. jayman

    Scene: Jenny, furiously types on her blog about the sexcapades of her neighbor.

    Pan through the wall: We SEE her neighbor, furiously hammering the wall, a new mirror leaning against the chair she stands on.

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