That’s right, my little pals, I’m employed! More updates soon enough, although not specifically about the job. Ever since one of the directors at my last company came up to me and announced, “HEY. I FOUND YOUR BLOG,” I’ve been extra careful not to discuss specifics. Suffice to say that I have not been forced into prostitution, nor will I be required to ask anyone if they’d like fries with that. That is, unless the company I’m working for has any financial setbacks, in which case … last hired, first fired. Ha ha ha! Oh boy.