Pretty pony

Mrs. Piddlington: i’m watching queer eye for the red sox
JennieSmash: i loved it
JennieSmash: i saw it earlier
JennieSmash: millaaar
Mrs. Piddlington: yeah?
Mrs. Piddlington: i can’t wait
Mrs. Piddlington: i love me some johnny damon
JennieSmash: i know
JennieSmash: the boobatron is very sweet, too
JennieSmash: she loves him
Mrs. Piddlington: yeah? i just saw her
JennieSmash: she
JennieSmash: looks like a pony
Mrs. Piddlington: her boobs don’t actually look soooo big
JennieSmash: i mean that in a nice way
Mrs. Piddlington: hmm
JennieSmash: she has big placid eyes
JennieSmash: and a long face
Mrs. Piddlington: ah! they just pulled out johnny’s back hair!
Mrs. Piddlington: oh yeah, she does!
Mrs. Piddlington: a very pretty pony
JennieSmash: yes
Mrs. Piddlington: like a my little pony
JennieSmash: yes!
JennieSmash: i bet she has a design on her rump, too

Published by Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

I'm a freelance writer and editor.

6 thoughts on “Pretty pony

  1. Teeheehee! I have to tell you, Jennie Smash, that I found your blog at the Black Table, spent a couple hours catching up, and now read it regularly. Never, however, have I felt the uncontrollable urge to post a comment… til now, that is. My very first (as I'm only 20) attempt to get a cool, quasi-girly tattoo ended me up with a smily little skull & crossbones in the proximity of the "My Little Pony" logo region. I just hadn't thought of that.


  2. Thank you, Cass! Welcome to the Smash. You totally need a My Little Pony name now. Like … Bubbles BadAss. Or Twinklebum. I’ll leave it up to you.

  3. May I suggest “Jolly Round-ass” as an homage to the Jolly Rodger under which the great Captain Jack Sparrow flew?

    If there was ever a better pirate, I don’t want to know about him. :p

  4. hmmm… I heart pirates. Especially Jack Sparrow! But if it weren’t for Johnny Depp, I might still be a bit more partial to Captain Morgan. By the by, any name you like will be just fine.

    -um… *insert new pseudonym here*

  5. Hey, Cass … since you’re new here, I’ll tell you that you should always always click on Jay’s name, when he comments. He links to the weirdest shit.

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