Against my better judgment, I went outside today, and do you know what happened? I got a horrible horrible sunburn on my back and chestral area. This despite wearing 30 gee dee SPF sunblock and reapplying after swimming, sweating or toweling off. That’s right: I followed instructions, and still I look like the inside of a grapefruit.
I would like to go on record as saying that I feel that this is not fair.