Against my better judgment, I went outside today, and do you know what happened? I got a horrible horrible sunburn on my back and chestral area. This despite wearing 30 gee dee SPF sunblock and reapplying after swimming, sweating or toweling off. That’s right: I followed instructions, and still I look like the inside of a grapefruit.
I would like to go on record as saying that I feel that this is not fair.
Jennie Smash 
Fairskin redheads should never go out in the sun… no matter what the back of the bottle says.
Why was there a potato famine? Because Ireland never sees sunlight! (Don’t believe that fungal conspiracy crowd… they’re just silly.)
But on the bright side … just think how much fun you’re gonna have once you start peeling!
Dude, so much fun. I love peeling!