…And rather than tell you a long, boring story about how perverts stalk me all over the Internet, let me just treat you to this brief snippet of IM conversation:
JennieSmash: Um, OK.
JennieSmash: MySpace? Is clearly a porn site.
JennieSmash: Some dude with the unlikely name of “BodySpray” would like to know if I want to chat.
JennieSmash: Oh, excellent. He’s writing to me from Karachi. All my dreams are coming true!