OK, so Blogger hates me, apparently, and won’t delete my double post (which was once a triple post, but no matter). Or maybe it’s deleted both my posts by now, and you have no idea what I’m talking about. Anyway, my point is that you shouldn’t hold it against me. I’m not Cletus the Slack-Jawed Blogger, I swear. I’m just, er, better at complaining than I am other, more practical things.