Jennie Smash

This is ludicrous:

Harvard hires ‘Fun Czar’ to spice up student life

Let me tell you how we did things down at the state school, kids. We made our own fun, out of beer and hormones, often on a very tight budget, while walking uphill, in the snow, etc. What is the matter with Harvard Students, that they need an actual Officer for fun times? That’s one of my questions. My other question is, “How do I get that gig?”