Okay, fine: Tsunami

I haven’t posted about the tsunami yet, because I’m pretending that it never happened. This is fairly easy to do, because I’m excellent at denial and because, honestly, so many people died in it that I can’t even fathom the severity of the situation. How many people died? I’m so glad you asked. Everyone but you and me and the guy who just sold you your Wednesday scratch ticket is now totally and completely dead.