This is such a tired, tired source of corporate humor, but I think you all should know that if I have to make one more pot of coffee this morning, I’m probably going to go insane, finally, and start running around my office screaming and flapping my arms like a chicken. I’ve just made my third pot, after finding it empty once again, and I can’t take much more. I just don’t want you all to be surprised when you see it on the news, that’s all.
Oh, and when the cops ask you: You did see this coming.
Jennie Smash 