I was in the locker room at the gym just now, putting away my clothes, when a woman came over and opened one of the lockers in the upper bank next to me. The door promptly fell off its hinge, nearly squashing her. “See that?” I said. “Exercise is bad for you.” “Actually, if IContinue reading “Why I Hate Exercise”
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News of the Obvious
I just received the following text from a friend: “Just got called a fag on 17th steet and 8th ave.” For those of you who don’t live in New York, this is one of the gayest streets in America, for sure. Storefronts all along the street are filled with pictures of naked oiled men holdingContinue reading “News of the Obvious”