Michaela: So, should we get a car? Me: Yes. Finish this whiskey. I have car service numbers. Josh: OK. I just have to find my pants. (Off our look, as we realize he is still wearing only gold lame hot-pants.) What? My phone is in the pocket.
…you’d think I’d learn. I have a sunburn from being outdoors yesterday. Keep in mind that I was wearing 50 SPF sunblock the whole time.