Not the most important thing that’s going on, but if my phone doesn’t stop trying to make me send people train emojis when I text them my complaints about sleep training, I may finally lose it.
Mom: How’s it going over there?
Me: Baby went to sleep in six minutes! Sleep 🚆 ftw!
Me: Ugh, sleep 🚆
Me: Sleep 🚆 dammit sleep 🚆 ughhh fat fingers emojinfldammit sleep 🚆
Mom: Are you OK over there?
Me: I’m still so tired sleep 🚆
Mom: Oh dear.