Not the most important thing that’s going on, but if my phone doesn’t stop trying to make me send people train emojis when I text them my complaints about sleep training, I may finally lose it.

Mom: How’s it going over there?

Me: Baby went to sleep in six minutes! Sleep 🚆 ftw!

Me: Ugh, sleep 🚆

Me: Sleep 🚆 dammit sleep 🚆 ughhh fat fingers emojinfldammit sleep 🚆

Mom: Are you OK over there?

Me: I’m still so tired sleep 🚆

Mom: Oh dear.