Jennie Smash

The other day I was trying to pinpoint the real difference in my life now that I’m all coupled up and stuff. I have decided that it is this:

I now pull my hair out of the shower drain after I wash my hair.

This might not seem like much to you, but keep in mind that my hair likes to dred, especially when wet. A bit of my hair in the drain quickly snarls itself up into twice its original size and turns into this:

No one wants to live with shower tribbles.