The toilet and I are at war. Today it got clogged up from flushing water, essentially. This is not my fault, people.
Still, if I had to pee out in the yard for the rest of my life, I would be happy to do so, because I am so very fond of the new place. It has a people-sized bedroom and a kitchen that doesn’t look like it was engineered to culture salmonella in some lab. The bathroom even has windows. Truly, it is a palace.
We also have a dishwasher, so if worse comes to worst, I suppose we’ll have an easy way to clean the chamber pots.
Jennie Smash 
You have a dishwasher! My jealously knows no bounds.
Glad to know I’m not the only one with a crappy (so to speak) toilet. Ours is not only of the classic “jiggle the handle” variety, but loves to clog at random occasions for no good reason. It’s fabulous.