So, yes, long time, no type. There are a variety of reasons for my absence. Some of them, below:
1) My blog was broken.
2) I was insanely busy at work.
3) Nothing interesting happened to me, and I love you too much to whine about stupid crap. (Note: This means I love you more than my friends and family.)
Briefly, here’s what’s been going on. Half of my friends got laid off and became full-blown alkies, which means that they can finally keep up with me. I gained and lost the same five pounds twice. And Sgt Lucky, mysteriously, has continued to hang out with me, despite the fact that I’m a drunk yo-yo dieter and allergic to his cats. (Oh, yeah. I’m also getting shots for that. My arms are swollen out to here. It’s pretty insane.)
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Your allergic to cats?