Fair Warning

If we’re friends, and you ask me if you’ve been a total ho lately because you’ve been unusually fortunate in the dating arena, and I say no … I will still greet any and all future IMs with: “Hey, what’s up, Sluttina Happypants?” You wouldn’t know me otherwise.

If we’re friends, and you ask me if you’ve been a total ho lately because you’ve been unusually fortunate in the dating arena, and I say no … I will still greet any and all future IMs with: “Hey, what’s up, Sluttina Happypants?”

You wouldn’t know me otherwise.

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  1. Charlie

    dog said ‘ho’

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