If you told me that every last person on the subway this morning was a zombie, I would believe you.
I am known for being gullible – although I prefer to think of myself as filled with childlike wonder – but I swear to you, these people were out for brains. Let’s review the evidence:
1. Vacant stares. (Check.)
2. Ashen complexions. (Check.)
3. Odor of rotting flesh. (Check.)
4. Alternately jerky and swaying locomotion. (Check.)
5. Invading my personal space for no other reason that I could see except for BRAINS, BRAINS, OMFG BRAINS.