Jennie Smash

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Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

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Zombies on the Subway. Again.

If you told me that every last person on the subway this morning was a zombie, I would believe you. I am known for being gullible – although I prefer to think of myself as filled with childlike wonder – but I swear to you, these people were out for brains. Let’s review the evidence:…

If you told me that every last person on the subway this morning was a zombie, I would believe you.

I am known for being gullible – although I prefer to think of myself as filled with childlike wonder – but I swear to you, these people were out for brains. Let’s review the evidence:

1. Vacant stares. (Check.)

2. Ashen complexions. (Check.)

3. Odor of rotting flesh. (Check.)

4. Alternately jerky and swaying locomotion. (Check.)

5. Invading my personal space for no other reason that I could see except for BRAINS, BRAINS, OMFG BRAINS.

Check. Obviously.

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