Jennie Smash: a weird thing is happening with my weight loss
Jennie Smash: i’m DEFLATING
Mads: what does that mean?
Mads: that sounds very scary
Jennie Smash: like, my butt has a dent in it
Mads: a dimple?
Jennie Smash: between the butt part and the leg part
Jennie Smash: where none was before
Jennie Smash: i think it’s a muscle, but i can’t be sure
Mads: ha
Jennie Smash: anything is possible
Jennie Smash 
Like I always say, J. Lo’s got nothing on J. Sma!
At least you’re deflating…I think I’m inflating…
Also, hi, I’m Brittany, your blog keeps me sane.
Okay, this is officially too much information. The only news I want about your bottom is when you decide to wear your underpants as a hat.
That’s not news, anonymous. Geez.