There’s a Bowflex commercial playing now that wins my vote for the most hilariously offensive commercial since Subway promised me I’d lose my boyfriend if I ate fast food. The commercial features the usual steroid cases flexing and lifting and showing off their baby-oiled pecs. And then this guy tells us that, thanks to Bowflex, he’s found a better use for his old clothes:
“I gave my old fat clothes to my fat friends!”
What a guy! One might rightfully wish bad things to happen to such a “friend.” For example, a fixation with those diet supplements that make you poop oil slicks.