Geminis: Not Known for Patience

It’s not that I believe in astrology. It’s just that I can’t really plan my month until my horoscope goes up.

Fortunately, I have friends who share my looney fascination:

Me: ‘Scopes!

Donut: Where? I see nothing.

Me: I know. I’m complaining. No ‘scopes! What am I to do?

(Five hours later.)

Donut: That lazy whore.

I know. It’s tragic.

(Three hours later.)

Me: Susan Miller and I are breaking up.


I’m glad I’m not a public person.

Published by Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

I'm a freelance writer and editor.

6 thoughts on “Geminis: Not Known for Patience

  1. Yikes, I’m not the only one who reads Susan Miller’s ‘scopes before planning a trip or a visit to a bar? And yeah, she does sometimes drag her psychic feet, doesn’t she. Bitch.

  2. Sorry for the double posts, but I just noticed that Jacky also does monthly and yearly (!) horoscopes, though I can only attest to the accuracy of her dailys.

    Jon wants money for anything above and beyond his daily horoscope and a week ahead thing he does on fridays, but he’s always ahead of schedule and he’s not a bad read.

  3. My hope is that at least one half of your gemininess is not crazy enough to beleive in the scopes

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