Jennie Smash

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Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

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Hey, I Can Try Something New

Me: So, I have a date on Wednesday night. At a place with tablecloths. There might also be candles. Dad: There are supposed to tablecloths and candles. Me: Well, you know, I don’t like to be that girl. Dad: Mmmmph. Me: But I have to say, I like this better so far. Usually the boys…

Me: So, I have a date on Wednesday night. At a place with tablecloths. There might also be candles.

Dad: There are supposed to tablecloths and candles.

Me: Well, you know, I don’t like to be that girl.

Dad: Mmmmph.

Me: But I have to say, I like this better so far. Usually the boys I date are less, “how about dinner on Wednesday?” and more “so, I’ll call you when I get out of Kinkos, if I’m not too high.”

Dad: (Dryly.) Dare to dream, Peaches.

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Responses to “Hey, I Can Try Something New”

  1. Capt Bonez

    I want to have a few beers with Pa Smash.

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  2. Brian

    “Sexy, romantic dining,” proclaims the link.

    You know, of course, this will require nylons, heels and a skirt. Have fun.

    Capt B, I think almost all of us would enjoy that. Perhaps we could form “PASS” (the PA Smash Society), with chapters in cities around the world.

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