A friend of mine and I recently decided to try online dating. I’ve done this before, with decidedly mixed results. She’s never done it, but feels that now is the time. I’m feeling fairly optimistic, since I basically just want to meet people in my new city. I mean, that’s a lot easier than looking for the love of your life, the way I admittedly was when I was doing this before.
Just to make sure, though, I vetted my profile with my pal. She wrote back and said that she thought it was really good and that she might need my help:
You might be called in to spruce up my profile. I can’t think of
anything interesting about myself that won’t scare the dudes away.* I can spend money faster than anyone you’ve ever met.
* I have anxiety problems and sometimes take prescription pills to
alleviate panic attacks.
* I want to have a baby … NOW.
I’m really leaning toward her leaving it as is.
Jennie Smash 
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