OK, if you read the article, it actually makes perfect sense.

Still:

Stevie Wonder releases video for blind

Next up from your friendly neighborhood wire service:

“Roseanne announces butter for the chubby”

“Tara Reid forms think tank thingie”

Angelina Jolie publishes book: I Can Have Your Boyfriend, If I Want Him. Yes, I Can.

That last one doesn’t fit with the theme, in that it’s apparently TRUE. Jeebus.

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One thought on “OK, if you read the article, it actually makes perfect sense.

  1. Other surefire best-selling books-

    Barry Bonds: Winners Never Cheat!

    Trey Parker with Matt Stone: Topics for Civil Conversation

    John P. Walters: Studying for Your Doctorate

    As for Angelina Jolie, not many people can say no to a pick-up line like, “Hi, can I buy you a house?” Plus, she’s notoriously freaky.

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