The other night, Sgt Lucky and I were sitting around the house, doing what we usually do, which is: -Writing little stories (me) -Drawing comics (him) -Eating dietic delights (both) -Drinking wine, just for our hearts (both) -Watching Comedy Central (both) When his phone rang. Sighing hugely, he dug around in four pockets and finallyContinue reading ““It’s a Trap!””
Sgt Lucky: Where’s the corkscrew? Me: In my purse. (Off his look.) What?
Living together is much easier so far than everyone told me. Most of the folks I talked to made it sound like a combination of prison and being on a reality TV show. However, I will totally admit that you learn more about each other from cohabitating than you ever will without – no matterContinue reading “He’s So Lucky”
You get a whole new view of the world when you date someone in the military. OK, it’s actually the same view, but you get additional proof that many people are dumbasses. Por ejemplo: The other night, Sgt Lucky and I were having a few drinks, as we do, when a friend of a friendContinue reading “People Like to Say Stupid Stuff”
Me: Rub my head. Himself: Um, OK. Why am I doing this again? It’s not shiny and bald. It’s not good luck.Me: OK, then. Rub my shoulders.
Not so very long ago, I was at drinks with a bunch of friends (I know! Shocking!) and one guy mentioned that I act like a cartoon character. It should be mentioned that this gentleman wears an old-timey mustache, like a strong man at the circus circa 1910. However, he wasn’t wrong. I have beenContinue reading “I’m a Cartoon!”
Me: Did you know that there’s a disease… Sgt Lucky: Oh no…
My friend Gina says she likes telling me things because I’m a good listener. My theory is that this means that I’m overly interested in other people’s business, and fully aware that I have no idea what anyone should do in any situation, so I don’t offer much in the way of advice. Another reasonContinue reading “When You Least Expect It”