I went to Sephora at lunch today, to buy many things that I don’t need. This often happens at the tail end of winter, when I’m feeling as pasty and vitamin deficient as I will all year. I wind up buying a hundred dollars worth of sugar scrubs and sparkle lotions, trying to wake upContinue reading “Help This”
Category Archives: PMS
OK, But OW
Because I know you live for updates on my menstrual cycle, I need to tell you that my boobs hurt right now, possibly more than boobs have ever hurt. This is at least partially because I wore a low-cut dress to the Mouse’s housewarming party last weekend, causing several people to grab my bosom asContinue reading “OK, But OW”