Dr. Headbone: So what are you doing this weekend? Me: Oh, I dunno. I might go to Coney Island. Dr. Headbone: Lovely. I hope you have fun. Me: Where did the summer go? Dr. Headbone: It’s still summer. You have to watch everything you say to therapists. Everything!
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With Friends Like Me…
I like to help. Part of my life philosophy is that if you can help, you sorta should. So when my friends needed a place to stay for a few weeks, and I was gonna be out of the country anyway, I figured they should just crash at my place. That way, I wouldn’t haveContinue reading “With Friends Like Me…”
A Good Question
Me: Do you think I’m going bald? Mrs. Piddlington: How do you get anything done, when you’re so crazy?
I have to wonder what the people at the Mexican place think when I order food for delivery. The restaurant is literally 50 feet from my house, and I generally answer the door in my pajamas. Should I become a serial killer, I’m pretty sure that they would be the people who buck the trendContinue reading “Lazy Saturday”