Ma Smash: I got here right in time to see him born. Me: No way! He was waiting! Ma Smash: Yup! Three pushes and he was out. Me: Ew. Ma Smash: Oh, look! Here comes the placenta! Me: EW. Ma Smash: That’s so interesting. You know, it looks just like cube steak! Welcome to planetContinue reading “Did I Mention My Mom’s a Nurse, and That I’m a Spinster Lady?”
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The Big News
I’m going to be an auntie! Mrs. Piddlington is expecting a Pidlet sometime in July. We’re hoping it’s a Cancer and not a Leo, as she’s a Scorpio and Mr. P is a Sagg and that’s just a whole lot of people who aren’t willing to listen to reason. I’m only a little bit kidding.Continue reading “The Big News”
Jennie Smash 