1) All uteruses (uteri?) will become official property of the state. Women of childbearing age will be have their bits branded accordingly. Women past menopause will be boiled down for petrol. Female children will be sent to reeducation camps, to teach them to sew their knees shut until a suitable Neocon mate presents himself.
2) Halliburton will be given whatever contracts and endorsements they fancy. Look for “Halliburton Bank of America” and “Halliburton Fenway Park”, coming soon.
3) It will be perfectly legal to batter persons of Filipino descent in the street. This is a charter program for battering all non-white persons. What, you expected them to start with the Dominicans? Those dudes are big.
4) Dick Cheney will be able to go into any home in America and claim all its candy by Imminent Domain.