Wisdom from the distracted

Everyone knows that boys are stupid. But did you know that their stupidity is contagious? That’s right, it is. Associating with boys can make you stupid, even if you’re a female person. This is not always bad.

For example, I am still at work right now, partly because I have a lot of work, but also because I have a beautiful bouquet of orange Gerber daisies on my desk. My favorite color is orange. My favorite flower? Is the Gerber daisy. Is it any wonder that I’m a little out of it?

The rest of you fellas should hunt down the boy who sent them and stone him to death, because he’s ruining everything for you.

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