Everyone knows that boys are stupid. But did you know that their stupidity is contagious? That’s right, it is. Associating with boys can make you stupid, even if you’re a female person. This is not always bad.
For example, I am still at work right now, partly because I have a lot of work, but also because I have a beautiful bouquet of orange Gerber daisies on my desk. My favorite color is orange. My favorite flower? Is the Gerber daisy. Is it any wonder that I’m a little out of it?
The rest of you fellas should hunt down the boy who sent them and stone him to death, because he’s ruining everything for you.