With apologies to Dorothy Parker

Me: “‘I like to have a martini; Two, at the very most. Three, I’m under the table; Four, I…’” Meg: “Fall down and crack open my goddamn head on the floor of Lucky’s Lounge and wind up with four stitches in my eyebrow?” Me: “Um, yes.” Meg: “Hey, one for each martini!” Me: “Um, yes.”

Me: “‘I like to have a martini; Two, at the very most. Three, I’m under the table; Four, I…’”

Meg: “Fall down and crack open my goddamn head on the floor of Lucky’s Lounge and wind up with four stitches in my eyebrow?”

Me: “Um, yes.”

Meg: “Hey, one for each martini!”

Me: “Um, yes.”

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