Me: The more I hear about giving birth, the more I think I probably won’t be able to do it.
Sgt Lucky: Yes, you will.
Me: No, I mean, it seems to take hours and cause sweating. I hate both those things. Also, I’m pretty sure my makeup will run.
Sgt Lucky: You’ll look cute.
Me: Will you bring my makeup to the hospital?
Sgt Lucky: Sure.
Me: Will you hold the mirror while I reapply my eyebrows?
Sgt Lucky: Of course.
Before you ask, no, I’m not pregnant. But it’s nice to know I’ll be in good hands when the time comes.
3 Comments
February 13, 2010 at 7:51 pm
speaking of…..if anyone asks you “would you like a mirror?” while you are….ahem….pushing….SAY NO
February 13, 2010 at 8:14 pm
That? Is a useful tip.
BTW, I want to come see the fruit of your labor, as soon as I get over this horrible cold. BEAN! (Yes, I’m still gonna call her that.)
July 8, 2010 at 6:20 pm
Also, don’t have anyone come in there with a camera to tape what you’re doing. I’m pretty sure your not going to want to remember this later so keep the camera out, I would!