Every so often, the internet graveyard throws up a blog that is both hilarious and no longer updated. Things My Boyfriend Says is one of those.
The good news for you, if you haven’t read it, is that you have a treat in store for you. The bad news for all of us is that it’s a limited treat. Think of it like falling in love with a British TV show. You know, at most, you’ll probably only get another 6-episode “series.”
Here are a few select quotes:
While snuggling:
me: Who loves you?
e: Megatron.
me: It’s my birthday soon. You’d better get me something pretty.
e: I’ll get ME something pretty, and you can play with it.
On learning that we were out of toilet paper:
“How long until we start using the placemats and pillowcases and crawling along the carpet like dogs with worms?”
There’s more! You should read it.
i love the Bazooka of Megatron, i don’t understand why they did not include it on the movie .`,