Me: Are those my pants?
Sgt. Lucky: Are they? I couldn’t figure out when I bought them.
Me: They totally are! OMG, you’re wearing girl pants.
Sgt. Lucky: Actually, I think you were wearing boy pants. Wait – are those my pants?
Me: (Looks down guiltily.) What, these? Yes. Yes, they are.
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January 25, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Beware the sockboob