My week began on Tuesday with vomiting.
Not mine, I’m pleased to report. Someone else’s. I got out of the subway and there she was, Ms. Honorary Monday Hangover Right-Now, puking elaborately into a trashcan just outside the 14th street F.
Now, if she’d looked distressed, I might’ve stopped and lent a hand. I don’t, as my English friend Luke would say, mind doing a bit. Howsomever, this young lady was grinning maniacally whilst puking, which to me says crazy. If you’re smiling and puking , you better be on peyote. And even then, I’m not a-gonna stick around to talk to you.
The rest of the week was less eventful, but a definite step up.
3 Comments
October 15, 2007 at 2:49 pm
I come to the smash for the whilsts…whilstes…or the near homeless make outs. One of them.
–Taupey
October 15, 2007 at 10:18 pm
She were smiling because puking out vileness feels better’n letting it churn in your tummy.
October 17, 2007 at 7:06 pm
I can think of quite a few substances that make you grin while puking.
Opiates are the most likely, oxycodone and the like.
Hi again, btw. I had to move recently and whatnot.