September 20, 2007...12:02 pm

Coworker Dennis Puts It Succinctly

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Me: So, how do we feel about the fact that a boy I went on one date with just wrote to me on MySpace to ask me to go to the Netherlands with him over Thanksgiving?

Coworker Dennis:
Um.

Me:
Yeah. Keep in mind that this one date? Was six months ago.

Coworker Dennis: ‘No, I don’t want to go to the Netherlands with you. I don’t even want to go to another bar with you.’

4 Comments

  • oh come on, when’s the last time you ever heard of an online invitation to the netherlands going wrong?……nevermind

  • Alright, when you …. into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer. And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer.

    –Taupey Vega

    (PS: You don’t “get” jazz hands from anything, you’re born that way! Now, teh gay you can catch from toilet seats).

  • It’s only now that I realize how off it must have sounded when I invited you to Guam for ice cream.

  • You must have made quite an impression on that young man. You know it’s not just any girl that gets invited to the Netherlands.


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