Me: So, how do we feel about the fact that a boy I went on one date with just wrote to me on MySpace to ask me to go to the Netherlands with him over Thanksgiving?
Coworker Dennis: Um.
Me: Yeah. Keep in mind that this one date? Was six months ago.
Coworker Dennis: ‘No, I don’t want to go to the Netherlands with you. I don’t even want to go to another bar with you.’
4 Comments
September 20, 2007 at 7:05 pm
oh come on, when’s the last time you ever heard of an online invitation to the netherlands going wrong?……nevermind
September 24, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Alright, when you …. into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer. And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer.
–Taupey Vega
(PS: You don’t “get” jazz hands from anything, you’re born that way! Now, teh gay you can catch from toilet seats).
September 25, 2007 at 6:11 pm
It’s only now that I realize how off it must have sounded when I invited you to Guam for ice cream.
September 26, 2007 at 2:25 am
You must have made quite an impression on that young man. You know it’s not just any girl that gets invited to the Netherlands.